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Goon: Australia's Most Famous Drink. What Is It?

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I am a German tourism student currently located in Buenos Aires, Argentina. I enjoy writing about beverages from different countries.

A 4 Litre Cask of Australian White Wine

A 4 Litre Cask of Australian White Wine

What Is Goon?

Most people in Australia know about it, and many backpackers drink it almost daily. Basically, goon is a general name for cask wine (or boxed wine). There are mixed opinions about goon.

On the one hand, it's a cheap drink that tastes good ice-cold or mixed.

On the other hand, it can be disgusting. On the box of one brand, Golden Oak, it says "Produced with the aid of milk, egg, nut, and fish products and traces may remain. Sugar added." Of course, some optimistic mates say, “Well, at least it's a whole meal.”

The Best and Worst Brands and Flavors

The Best Goon

By "best" I mean that these are the ones that you can drink even pure without mixing them. That is the extent of my recommendation—nothing more, nothing less. Goon is always something special, and, no matter how you drink it, do not expect a firework of flavour.

  • Golden Oak Fruity Lexia

This is probably the most popular brand which you can buy all over Australia.

Additionally, you can buy the Golden Oak as dry, medium-dry, or even red—but to be honest, never ever buy a red goon! It was the worst hangover I ever had in Australia. If you want to drink red wine, go for the bottled ones.

However, Golden Oak is one of the “better” goons, which you can drink without mixing—though I recommend drinking it ice-cold, as you should with all goons. This was also my favourite when I was in Australia and I bought it every chance I had. The flavour is sweet and not that strong.

  • Sovereign Point

This is another quite good-tasting goon. For the price-to-alcohol ratio, this is the one to buy. It has 10% more content and is around 2% stronger. It doesn't taste too bad either.

The Worst Goon

Coolabah, Kaiserstuhl, Berri Estates, Sunnyville, and Stanley are goon brands that taste unique but are not that good. Drinking them on ice or with a mixer is recommended.

History of Goon

Goon was invented in 1965 by an Australian bloke called Thomas Angove from South Australia, who was the first person to patent wine packaged in a carton box. He put one gallon, or 4.5 liters, of wine into a box and sold it—and thus, goon was born.

As time went on, the box and the container improved. Nowadays, goon comes in a plastic space bag, which is then placed in the box. One of the reasons that goon is so cheap is because the space bag and carton box are far more economical than glass bottles.

For a more in-depth article on the history of this celebrated drink, read this article written by the Wine Wankers on the occasion of goon's 50th anniversary. They even review several kinds of goon and chose their favorites, which are:

  • White: Yalumba 2014 Chardonnay ($13 for two litres)
  • Red: De Bortoli Premium Cabernet Merlot ($16.50 for four litres)

Where Did the Name Goon Come From?

This is a real mystery. No one knows the origin of the name. Wikipedia says it came from the word flagon, and another source says it comes from the Indigenous word for 'pillow' (because of the bag). The truth, however, remains a mystery.

The Space Bag

Space bag is a term that I (and many others) use to refer to the silver bag inside of the cardboard box that goon comes in.

The bags are waterproof, and many goon users have been pretty creative when it comes to using them. The most popular use of packaging is the so-called goon crown when one uses the carton box as a hat.

It is also possible to blow up the space bags and use them as pillows. The most magnificent invention I came across was the goon raft. This was when some of my mates actually built a raft with some sticks and plenty of blown-up space bags. Take a look at it below.

Slap the Goon and Other Games

Slap the Goon is a famous tradition that backpackers and other travellers in Australia learn about quickly. Created by a mate in Byron Bay, it all started with the idea that you literally need to slap the space bag before drinking.

The effects of slapping the goon are still discussed and not scientifically proven, but nevertheless, the idea took hold, and now “Slap the Goon” is popular all over Australia.

You can find people wearing "Slap the Goon" shirts all over the country, and you can even buy Slap-the-Goon Goon, which is a goon brand named after the saying.

  • Goon of Fortune: A game that involves hanging up bags of wine on a clothesline
  • Goon Pong: Like beer pong, but with (what else?) goon
Goon and a Space Bag

Goon and a Space Bag

Pros of the Space Bags

  • The space-bag method is more economical for wineries and is more environmentally friendly.
  • Boxed wine is simpler and lighter to carry—making it especially good for travellers.
  • With a price of around $10 for four to five litres, it is basically the cheapest alcohol you can buy in Australia.
  • The space bag allows the wine to last longer after opening because it cannot oxidise in the bag. It will stay fresh for weeks.

Cons of the Space Bags

  • One of the disadvantages of the space bag is that it does not keep the wine untouched for years as an unopened bottle does. It will expire, and you should finish the wine before it does so or you could suffer from serious stomach problems.
  • Critics also argue that goon tends to encourage binge drinking and allows alcoholics a cheap alternative to other drinks. That is why in some areas in Australia, you are not allowed to buy goon until four o´clock in the afternoon.
  • Some say the taste of many kinds of goon is one of the biggest problems with it. Other people care more about getting bang for the buck.
Most goons should be mixed.

Most goons should be mixed.

Mixing Goon

As mentioned before, goon is not everybody's cup of tea. Mixing goon is a way to make it taste better. Here are some ideas to help you create your own combinations.

Juices

Goon can be mixed with any kind of juice and it will taste way better. My favorite juice mixers were cranberry, pineapple, and orange juice. Of course, it is up to you which flavour you prefer.

Coke

The combination of goon and Coke is quite popular. For many travellers, this is the way to go. You can also use Sprite, Fanta, or any other soda you like.

Other Ideas

Basically, you can mix goon with anything you want. Remember that goon is wine, so you can even make a bowl or cook with it. Be creative, and let me know if you have a good idea.

© 2011 TimMEy