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Top 20 Peanut Butter Puns: Quick Jokes for Adults and Kids!

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Top 20 peanut butter puns for the whole family to enjoy!

Top 20 peanut butter puns for the whole family to enjoy!

Peanut butter puns provide excellent entertainment any time of the year, but they are especially good for sharing on National Peanut Butter Day (which is January 24 in the United States).

As a society, we are totally nuts about peanut butter! It pairs well with a wide variety of foods, provides a satisfying source of healthy fat, and tastes absolutely delicious. In fact, the average American consumes 22 tablespoons of it per year, or about 700 million pounds, in total. This spread is such a common food that talking and joking about it comes quite naturally. Here are some more of my favorite puns (they are all clean and kid-friendly):

Top 20 Peanut Butter Puns

  1. Why didn't Michael Jackson like crunchy peanut butter? Because he was a smooth criminal.
  2. Why did the seamstress only like one brand of peanut butter? Because she was Krafty.
  3. Why did the teacher give peanut butter to all his students? He was a nutty professor.
  4. Why did the door think that it was peanut butter? Because it was ajar.
  5. When did the peanut butter say it would arrive at the grocery store? Oh, in just a Jif!
  6. Did you see what happened to the man who heard some peanut butter puns? He completely cracked up.
  7. Why did the jar of peanut butter run across the busy road? It was totally nuts.
  8. Why aren't peanut butter puns kept secret? Someone always spreads them around.
  9. My playlist has songs from The Cranberries and The Peanuts Movie. I think of it as my "trail mix."
  10. Why couldn’t the jar of peanut butter afford to buy a sandwich? It didn't have any bread.
  11. What kind of sandwiches do sharks eat? Peanut butter and jellyfish, of course!
  12. Why did the peanut try to run away from himself? He was allergic.
  13. Why did the man smear peanut butter all over the highway? To make the traffic jam better.
  14. Did you hear the rumor about the crunchy peanut butter? You really shouldn't spread it.
  15. What do you call a peanut wearing a spacesuit? An astronut, of course!
  16. Did you hear about the peanut who got interrogated at the station? He finally cracked.
  17. What kind of nylons should you wear to plant peanuts? A garden hose!
  18. Why don't peanuts enjoy going outdoors? They're afraid of becoming a-salted.
  19. Did you hear about the exploding peanut butter factory? Reese’s was in pieces.
  20. Do you know any good jokes about peanut butter? Yes, but I won't bother trying to butter you up. They're all nuts anyway; and besides they wouldn't go over very smoothly.

How to Celebrate National Peanut Butter Day

In the United States, National Peanut Butter Day is on January 24. Celebrate it with your family family in the following ways!

  • Try eating peanut butter with each meal. You could start your day with peanut butter on a bagel, maybe a salad dressing made with the condiment for lunch, and even chicken satay for dinner (which uses peanut satay sauce).
  • Throw a party and sharing these peanut butter puns!
  • Give themed gift baskets filled with peanut butter, jams, and delectable crackers.

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